March 2012
368 posts
nigga how you bouts to follow me and when i follow back you unfollow. maybe this is why no one likes your ratchet ass.
Anonymous asked: hi, this is jake from statefarm.
Anonymous asked: do you still do those discount double-checks?
February 2012
596 posts
tacofly asked: where's your liquor store
lol what’s the point of playing Pokemon after you beat the Pokemon league
memoirsofapalegirl asked: omg your photo on your side blog <3jnsfskjdfb you're so pretty its ridiculous
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
we are farmers ba ba ba ba dum dum dum
tltty:
omg socal means southern california BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT MEANT REALLY CALIFORNIA
LIKE IT’S SO CALIFORNA
1 tag
What happens to my brothers computer when he...
Anonymous asked: i would love to take a dump on your chest. yolo
vocaroo:
i wonder if my dog knows that he’s adopted
mexicans only like you if you’re mexican or you have weed.
Anonymous asked: is eunice 10
the tumblr app for the iPhone is so slow ugh i like a certain post and it refreshes and makes me like a different post instead. ugh cmoNN.
Banker: And what is your occupation
Person: YouTube Comedian
my dad got me samoas instead of thin mints omfg why
Anonymous asked: you're indian 2???? i thought i was the only one.
Anonymous asked: there's this state farm sticker in my school's gym and every time i see it, i think of you c:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
going to school with only 4 hours of sleep is so enjoyable and fun
Anonymous asked: Your hand sure looks Indian in that potatoe picture. Are you sure ur not indian or wat
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
owl: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll cen-
me: *grabs lollipop out of his wing and smashes it onto the ground while screeching YOLO naked*
westcoastrepresentt asked: yknow i ain't black, indie
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
ily oliver
westcoastrepresentt asked: yo, yo indian.
ughliver asked: i tot u were indian
Anonymous asked: um hi is this where you order burger king?
fuckyeahuglybopz asked: its ok i <3 indians
omg it was so nasty i still have the taste in my mouth
me during the day: wow i'm so tired i think it's time for a six hour nap
me at night: i'm kinda in the mood for a swim
sassymexican:
statefarmgang replied to your post: Do you live in Canada? :D
so unamerican
smh even the flag is ugly
africans:
remember how you felt when you realized jason earles is in his 30s
oliver u bop
WHY THE HELL CAN’T I LIVE IN SPOKANE
NIGGAS ARE GETTING SOME BLIZZARD SHIT OVER THERE