January 2012
620 posts
lol fuck this year.
“freshmen are stupid and annoying”
– sophomores (via kalitomlinson)
bigtimerussian:
my mom told me take out the trash so i put my little sister in a trashbag
Why do we feel safe under blankets?
my-life-deal-with-it:
It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking “I’m gonna ki..-ahhh.Damn,she’s under a blanket.”
December 2011
323 posts
My brother in law: Where's your sister?
Me: In the kitchen.
Him: Where she belongs
Me: Wat.
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
getsometowels:
breakfast: christmas candy
lunch: double stuf oreos
dinner: type 2 diabetes
Victor C is saving hip-hop
pamelajk:
j0hndelacruz:
lilanthony57:
archiedizzle:
Gotta love him. He gets paid to make amazing music. His amazing style/flow is just unique. I love how he tags with highlighters, and I love how he wore a baby gap shirt in his The Motto music video! Oh, and they way he pulled off the cap totally did not look gay!
TEAM VICTOR C!!!! BAY AREA WASSUP!!
AHAAHAHAH cuh
…..berious?
Omg
...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
i spent $200 on the Samsung Galaxy S
heheho
i’m gonna cry in happiness
Watch
today is friday
unfollowing spree!!!!!!!
"This movie is based off of a true story"
that shit just got 10x scarier.
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
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teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
There are so many fake people on Tumblr, so be...
heyyyougorgeous:
LOL you sound fake as fuck though, so does that mean people should be careful of you or..
^NO ONE ASKED U
derpes:
my mouth said no homo but my heart said all the homos
Watchnathanahtan:
bigbootytwerkmaster:
This skinny walking stick nigga got an illest sweater, a goodwood, and a rosary, and he made a song about “Bops”. WTF? You’re a fuckin joke. You are the biggest fucking hypebeast ive seen, you’re fucking horrabile at rapping and dancing. FUCK YOU WEIRD ASS BAY NIGGAS. GET YO SKINNY ASS SHOT UP.
omfg he just killed what would usually be a sick ass song. wtf...
What Sasuke says: stop following me around leave me the fuck alone oh my god you are so fucking annoying I hate you you blonde whiskered fuck
What Naruto hears: i love you there is still hope for us you can save me come to me i'm not an asshat i'm your friend lets bake a cake made of rainbows and sunshine
do one more cover of Thinking About You
one more
one more
nathanahtan:
ok dis is like my first picture i’ve ever taken without clothes on but here it is
(deleting in 5 minutes)
Anonymous asked: Like this if you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George
sidneyisbasedgodd:
cold toilet seats will be the death of me
lol you’re never going to meet most of the people who don’t like you here.
who cares.
Watchwow
me: omg look at that girl
him: thats my cousin
*10 minutes later*
me: omg look at that girl she has no legs
him: thats my half cousin
Watchi love this