February 2012
466 posts
when is school ever exciting ugh
i made this for you
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
"bi" girls: i'm bi lol so imma make a video kissing my bff
bi guys: i'm bi
Anonymous asked: aren't you a troll blog?
Anonymous asked: you listen to bieber but not them? it's practically the same
dadfather:
Kanye west
Kanye east
Kanyeast infection
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg back to the zoo
WHAT ARE THERE SO MANY TROLL BLOGS FOLLOWING ME.
dapperhomo:
she want that
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
we’re not friends if you can’t chew with your mouth closed. u nasty ass trick.
i want to cut myself..
itscompletelytran:
a piece of mom’s homemade pie
i forgot my money ugh i’m gonna starve
Watchi love him
“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via antistellar)
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
all i want right now is Mcdonalds.
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
Mom: You're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
is anyone going to that Franklin HS concert shit
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
people have school today lol
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andrewbreitel:
knock knock
who’s there
the police your family’s dead
everyone in my family has Geico.
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
cute
but retarded
gloomy-teen:
scientists have just discovered the new leading cause of cancer
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
if it’s 60 degrees or more in Seattle be prepared to see girls in shorts and rompers.
retrded:
giuliana00:
retrded:
whenever i used to ride the bus to school no one would sit with me like literally people sat 3 to a seat when there was one next to me open im not even lying it really hurt my feelings
omg i can’t explain how hard i laughed at this
i wasnt laughing